After We’re Married, I’ll Stop Lying to You

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

After we’re married, I’ll stop lying to you…and your parents…and some of your friends.

For example, here’s the truth about my age. I’m 25.

I mean, uh…21.

And, from now on, I’ll be 21 every year. Forever.

That’s the truth. And anyone who says otherwise is LYING!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

$1 Million Dollar Baby

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Still, if you want to leave a million dollars by the side of the bed, I promise not to complain. Well not much. I guess you better make it $2 million.

Of course, it’s your decision.

It’s not like I’m going to switch your baby with another. And then sell it on eBay to Madonna. And then take the money and…

Say, did I say $2 million? I meant $3 million!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Babies by the Dozen

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Appeared first in First Kiss #29, 1962.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Appeared first in First Kiss #29, 1962.

This comic brought to you by Fawlty Condoms. Why spend a fortune on good condoms when you can have Fawlty Condoms? Free babies with every package!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Web of Love?

Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Beware her “Web of Lies!” Actually…beware her “Web of Love” too!

Likewise, beware her:

—“Web of Sex! Sex! Sex!”

—“Web Without Much Sex!”

—And, most of all, “Sex on the Web…at $15.99 a minute!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

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