I Must Stop Thinking About Your Love Life

Artist unknown. From the story "Deception" from ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.

Or did you marry me because Doris ditched you; Freda filed a paternity suit; and Trisha tried to have you deported?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Home-Town Honey

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Lucky Liz" from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

In my home town calling someone “Honey” means…

—-You remind me of my grand daughter. The one who actually gives a damn and doesn’t have any slutty tattoos…that I know about.

—-You’re sweet. I like you. Very, very much. Can I borrow $20?

—-Hey, maybe we should go out sometime.

—-There’s a new motel on First Ave. with hourly rates. Wanna check it out?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

 

I Don’t Suppose You Like Sex

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story "His Future Bride" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

HIM: I don’t suppose you’d care to have wild sex with me?

HER: Oh, but I would! I don’t suppose you’ll be as good your dad, though!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.