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No Substitutes for Sex
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
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SCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!