Sexual Time Warp

Sexual Time Warp

If someone has a spare time machine, please contact me. Name your price. Money isn’t a problem.

I’ll gladly pay you—Tuesday. I just won’t say which Tuesday.

Come to think of it, I’ve probably already traveled back in time and paid you. So don’t delay…because you’re already late.

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WOMAN: Still a virgin? Sure…if someone invents a time machine!

Art by Vince Colletta