What is This Strange Feeling?
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MAN: Oh, my! What is this strange feeling?
WOMAN: Happiness!
WOMAN: Happiness!
Ignore Bizarro Facts
Love (and politics) on the Bizarro Planet:
Me ignore stupid facts. So me always right. If you ignore facts too then me always right at least twice.
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MAN (to woman): Sure! The facts make it look like you’re right! But think about it! That
would mean I’m wrong!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
would mean I’m wrong!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Time Rider
To regain the time you lost reading this comic, please contact Time Rider via Instant Thought Message. Please allow 20-30 years for response.
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SCENE: We see a guy in what looks like a racing car, but it's really a time machine. Following that panel are a couple of panels of two men talking. One is wearing a car racing costume and he's...Time Rider!
CAPTION: Speeding back and forth through the ages, Time Rider does the impossible! He recovers lost time and gives people a second chance to use it wisely!
TIME RIDER: I found the time you lost trying to impress women who never slept with you!
MAN: Gosh! I’ll finally have the time to cure cancer!
MAN (again): And that’s bound to impress women!
TIME RIDER: Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight!
Art by Jack KELLER
CAPTION: Speeding back and forth through the ages, Time Rider does the impossible! He recovers lost time and gives people a second chance to use it wisely!
TIME RIDER: I found the time you lost trying to impress women who never slept with you!
MAN: Gosh! I’ll finally have the time to cure cancer!
MAN (again): And that’s bound to impress women!
TIME RIDER: Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight!
Art by Jack KELLER
A Little Flattery
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WOMAN (to man): I don’t mind a little flattery! But I prefer a lot!
