Dead Skunk Or Old Comic Books? Your choice!

Dead Skunk Or Old Comic Books? Your choice!

In honor of last week’s big, big news (Disney bought Marvel Comics) I’m running a couple of comic book-themed Last Kisses this week.

This is a strange turn of events for most die-hard comic fans. I know some people are afraid that Disney will try to “Disneyfy” Marvel–making everything G-rated and warm and fuzzy. But that’s not going to happen. I’m sure Disney wants Marvel’s harder edge and older, male-dominated demographic.

But we’ll see. In the meantime, I’m not going to “Hulk out” over it–especially since I own a bit of Marvel stock and it shot up 25 percent in one day. Nope. I’m not going to complain at all.

 

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: My love life stunk Like a dead skunk on
a hot tin roof! But then I discovered a new brand of perfume…

CAPTION 2: Essence of Old Comic Books!

CAPTION 3: And suddenly…there was romance in the air!

MAN (to woman): Gosh! Every time we kiss i think of a scintillating, superhero slugfest from the sizzling sixties!

WOMAN: I never dreamed smelling like moldy paper could be so…exciting!

CAPTION 4: Essence of Old Comic BooksTM — now availabe with extra mildew!

Art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Art Code 6.1.7.2

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CAPTION: My love life stunk Like a dead skunk on
a hot tin roof! But then I discovered a new brand of perfume...

CAPTION 2: Essence of Old Comic Books!

CAPTION 3: And suddenly...there was romance in the air!

MAN (to woman): Gosh! Every time we kiss i think of a scintillating, superhero slugfest from the sizzling sixties!

WOMAN: I never dreamed smelling like moldy paper could be so...exciting!

CAPTION 4: Essence of Old Comic BooksTM -- now availabe with extra mildew!

Art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Art Code 6.1.7.2

You’re Priceless

You’re Priceless

And don’t feel obligated to pay me for sex either…

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SCENE: A man is giving a woman a present.

MAN: I accidentally left the price tag on! Don’t look or you’ll see that it costs a fortune!

MAN (again): And don’t feel you have to sleep with me either!

Sleepover Slip-Up!

Sleepover Slip-Up!

Oops! It’s always embarrassing when you can’t remember the name of the person you slept with. Of course, that’s what name badges are for…

This episode now available in German.

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SCENE: Young woman without a shirt (but wearing a bra) adjusts her hair in front of a mirror. Behind her, a second young woman (in a ) looks on.

WOMAN #1: Gee! We haven’t had a sleepover since the night you and Bob broke up!

WOMAN #2: I didn’t sleep over that night!

WOMAN #1 (again): Really? I’m sure I slept with one of you