Pilot Error

Pilot Error

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man dressed as an airplane pilot is kissing a beautiful woman on the tarmac of an airport.

PILOT: Jeepers! A real woman! I knew buying this pilot's outfit would pay off!

WOMAN: Gosh! a real pilot! I knew stuffing my bra would
pay off!