Big Medicine, Big Lust

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Scratch of Death” in Nurse Betsy Crane #13, Oct. 1961. Charlton Comics. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A nurse has one hand to her head and seems unhappy as she talk to another nurse. Both are wearing old-fashioned nurse’s caps and capes.

NURSE: Oh, Anita! I’m so horny for Dr. Beatty! He’s got the biggest…health care plan I’ve ever seen!

1961 Pencils (& Possibly inks): Charles Nicholas
Recreation and Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: A nurse has one hand to her head and seems unhappy as she talk to another nurse. Both are wearing old-fashioned nurse's caps and capes.

NURSE: Oh, Anita! I’m so horny for Dr. Beatty! He’s got the biggest...health care plan I’ve ever seen!

1961 Pencils (& Possibly inks): Charles Nicholas
Recreation and Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Cramming for a Test

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #34, Oct. 1963. Charlton Comics. Click link to see original story and entire comic book free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Doctor and nurse kissing.

CAPTION: Nurse Nancy loved being a continuing education tutor.

NURSE (thinking): Mmm…
Dr. Greenberger is surely going to ace the first part of his oral examination
test. I hope he does even better with the second part of the test.

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Doctor and nurse kissing.

CAPTION: Nurse Nancy loved being a continuing education tutor.

NURSE (thinking): Mmm...
Dr. Greenberger is surely going to ace the first part of his oral examination
test. I hope he does even better with the second part of the test.

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Instant Romance–and Exercise!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art—possibly penciled and inked by Alice Kirkpatrick. All Romance #1, 1949.

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SCENE: Man has picked up a woman and is holding her in his arms. They are both smiling.

CAPTION: Exercise the Old Fashioned Way!
Pick up women,
not weights!

1949 Artist: Alice Kirkpatrick? Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Exam Scam

Huge kudos to long-time Last Kiss fan (and life-long wit) Jim Guida for today’s gag. Jim has written the dialogue for several Last Kiss gags now. And I’m happy to say that I suspect there will be more.

Although I’ve got a lot of doctor art in my archive, I didn’t have anything that quite fit my needs for this gag. So, I ended up putting together characters from two different stories. Unfortunately, they’re by two artists with very different styles. So, the art’s not as seamless as I’d like. But the reaction from the woman is perfect for the joke. So, I went with it!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Lee Elias from the story “My Beloved Doctor” in True Love #51, 1958.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.

DOC: if you’ll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we’ll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.



DOC: if you'll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we'll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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