Most women are more like bicycles. No driver’s licenses are required. Simple to maintain. Easy to ride. Crash helmets recommended.
Only fast, expensive women are like cars.
The original art (right) is from First Kiss #4, 1958.
MOM: Sweetie, women are like cars! Men want ‘em more…before they stick their keys in and drive away!
Art: John Tartaglionei
Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell