By “completely safe” I mean, of course…that it’s safe if you don’t mind getting sick. Other minor side effects include death. Other than that, no problems.

See my second comic about the BP oil disaster here!

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SCENE: A man and woman are on the beach, running barefoot towards the water.

WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!

MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!

CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!