Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?

Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”

If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.

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WOMAN: No! Really! Stop asking me out! I’m gay!

MAN: Still? Well, no prob-lem-o! I’ll check back later!