Stimulus Package Valentine

Valentine’s Day is a major event in the Lustig household. It’s not well known, but without our lavish Valentine celebrations the candy, flower, stupid-but-adorable gift, and eatable panty industries would collapse.

But times are tough. So we’re praying that Congress includes a modest $1 billion (or two!) Valentine subsidy in the stimulus package. After all, even in desperate times like these, everyone should be able to afford romance…and eatable underwear.

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CAPTION: Happy Valentine’s Day!

WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!

MAN: Let’s call Congress!

2 Comments

  1. lol! This is so great! And so timely! And what romantic fool (or even not so romantic) wouldn’t love edible underwear? 🙂 I think with appropriate economies of scale, that would bring consumers out shopping… Thanks again for the laughter!

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  2. Thanks, Catalina. In these hard economic times we may all end up eating our shorts.

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