I didn’t think about it until now, but I could’ve done a President’s Day gag. What an opportunity! Hardly anyone does President’s Day comics. Hmm. I’m sure the woman in today’s comic is very patriotic. She probably collects money just for the pictures of the presidents on the bills. Her favorite? Woodrow Wilson on the legendary $100,000 bill!

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WOMAN: Darling, money means nothing to me...

WOMAN (again): Unless, you don’t have any!