Pilot Error

Now that summer’s officially over, it’s good to take a moment and savor autumn. And then immediately panic because (Holy Crud!) there are only &^%# days to Christmas! And Hanukkah! And Uncle Binky’s birthday–it’s coming too!

And Aunt Lucy’s hemorrhoids! Shouldn’t you send a get well card?

What to do? What to do?

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man dressed as an airplane pilot is kissing a beautiful woman on the tarmac of an airport.

PILOT: Jeepers! A real woman! I knew buying this pilot's outfit would pay off!

WOMAN: Gosh! a real pilot! I knew stuffing my bra would
pay off!


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