The War Against Christmas (That Fox News Won’t Tell You About!)

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Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”

But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.

(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)

They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…

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Noooo! Don’t hit Santa…before he delivers my presents!

The Legion of Evil Frosty the Snowmen attacks!

Run, Santa! Run!

Holy Christmas stockings! Now everyone’s after Santa—even the so-called “good guys!”

 

Ulp! Now even Santa is evil!

Thank heavens! It wasn’t the real Santa! Christmas is saved!

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  1. Night-Gaunt says:

    Nice, I didn’t know about these.

    • Dirk says:

      I’m not sure if it was in the comic, but “The Tick” had multiplying evil Santas (I think the original was a drunk mall Santa and somehow he gained the power to produce more on impact).

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