Who Got the Bill?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.

Nor was Bill there the following day. Or the next 377 days after that. If he keeps this up, I’m going to call off the engagement dinner!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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Stalk Photos

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Not that I was desperate to see you again, but I did drive by your house a few times. Each hour. Every day. For three months.

I might have also climbed the tree outside your bedroom. And maybe I snapped several thousand photos. But don’t worry. I haven’t posted any of the embarrassing ones online yet.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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What’ll I Tell Janet?

Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…

A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)

B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)

C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)

D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.

E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.

Suggestions?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Going to War…for Love

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from "How He Came to Kiss Me" in First Kiss #21, !961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from “How He Came to Kiss Me” in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Happy People? Not Us!

Inked by Vince Colletta in Brides in Love #9, 1958.

Inked by Vince Colletta in Brides in Love #9, 1958.

Hi! I’m Danny Sleezebug from The Society of Perpetually Single Guys. I’ve got an important question for all women who are depressed, desperate and well—you!

Ready? Here goes: Are you desperate enough to have dinner with me?

If so, after a few hours of karaoke at the truck stop (you’re paying), you’ll be even more desperate. (To leave.)  So you’ll go home with me.

Don’t worry about being rejected. I’m definitely desperate enough to sleep with you.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 
April 15th, 2014

I’m Adorable

At least buy me a drink!

Meanwhile, back in 1962…
See the original 1962 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to a man at an cash register.
WOMAN: But I’m adorable! Someone has to buy me dinner!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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