Me? Crude?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Where Will You Live?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Castle on the Hill" from FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Hmm. If money was no object, where would you live?

Personally, I’d live in a time machine shaped like a police call box. It would, of course, be bigger inside than it looks.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Boyfriend Referrals

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "My Heart Had Wings" in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…

A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)

B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)

C) Validate their parking.

D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?

E)  Then, pretend to believe them.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Raising Cats? Or Raising Cain?

Artist unknown. Art from "Chip on Her Shoulder" in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

Artist unknown. Art from “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

What should Lucinda have raised that would’ve been less controversial than cats?

A. Cute, cuddly puppy dogs.

B. Unicorns.

C. Marijuana.

D. Tax deductions—uh, I mean children.

E. Killer tomatoes.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Taking My Happy Pills

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961

The drugs are working! I’m insanely happy—even when I’m ironing. So far, I’ve ironed everything in the house—including my husband!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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August 19th, 2014

Just One Regret…

A fun guy at family gatherings?

Meanwhile, back in 1951…
See the original 1951 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman talking.
MAN: No, I don’t regret kissing you! But I do feel bad about sleeping with only one of your sisters!
Art: Bill Ward Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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