by John | Apr 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don’t follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy
–Cole Porter, from “My Heart Belongs to Daddy”
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman look out at a beautiful lake. There are mountains in the distance.
MAN: Someday I'll inherit Dad's Fortune! Marry me and all this will be yours!
WOMAN: Gosh! Couldn't I just marry your dad and have it now?
by John | Oct 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not a big fan of bigamy, but I am a huge fan of HBO’s Big Love. The show’s about Bill Henrickson and his wife Barbara…and his wife Nicolette…and his wife Margene…and their assorted kids. They’re the nice polygamists.
Most of their relatives are the trashy, evil, crazy cult-member polygamists. The kind that’ll throw a snake in your bed if you disagree with them. The kind that claim everything they do–no matter how horrible–is divinely inspired. The kind that are so bad that they’d get booted off reality TV.
Throw in a few power struggles, death threats and lots of Viagra and you’ve got must-watch TV–at least in my household.
I started watching Big Love during the first season and Shelagh would drift by, watch a couple of minutes and then leave the room, muttering “It’s so complicated!” Then she’d drift back in later, mutter and leave again.
By the third episode she was watching more and muttering less. By the fourth she was totally hooked. So, yeah, lots of love for Big Love in our house.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (thinking with eyes shut): I'm not asking for perfection! Please...just let him be single...or at least a bigamist!
by John | Jul 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman in car. The man looks incredulous as the woman says...
WOMAN: So I forgot to get divorced between a few of my marriages! Can’t we talk about it later…after our honeymoon?
by John | Jul 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
This episode now available in German.
↓ TranscriptFATHER (to prospective son-in-law): No marriage ‘til I run your fingerprints!
DAUGHTER: Daddy must like you! He usually insists on a urine
sample!
by John | Jul 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptBRIDE (to Groom): We're getting married!
GROOM: Wow! Thanks for letting me know!
