Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.
Later on, though—if I’m crying—you should probably worry. For instance, worry if I’m…
—Crying before sex.
—Crying during sex.
—Crying after sex.
—Crying if we’re not having sex at all. (Hmm. I guess you’ll be the one crying then. So that doesn’t count. It’s probably not important.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
Someone in my family supposedly predicted that both of my marriages would fail within six months. (For the sake of family harmony, I’ll call her “Grand Aunt Gloompuss.”)
Given my family’s history this seemed like a pretty safe bet.
There are an unusual number of divorces in my family: My parents. Both sets of grandparents and at least one set of great grandparents.
So the odds were stacked against me. However…
My first marriage lasted nearly 10 years and would still be going strong if I hadn’t been widowed.
My second marriage is closing in on 30 years now. And that’s considerably longer than any of Grand Aunt Gloompuss’s three marriages.
I don’t have a reliable credit for the original art, but it’s likely that it was done by the Vince Colletta Studio. Allen Freeman extended the art for me when he colored it. The original appeared in First Kiss #10, 1959.
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Original art from First Kiss #12 (1960.)
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For some reason, I’ve been writing lots of jokes about weddings. Expect several more in the coming weeks!
Original art from First Kiss #25. Click image to enlarge.
