Dear Penthouse…

Dear Penthouse…

More Last Kiss fun with “fine jams and jellies since 1982!” Thanks, Jams!

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WOMAN (with a writing pen--thinking): Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I’d be writing this letter. But my honeymoon with Rick was so boring! All he wanted to do was have sex...and mostly with me! But then this cute hotel maid came in! And--
WOW! Suddenly I wasn’t a bit bored...

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1959 Art: Vince Colletta New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Honorary Penthouse Editors: John Lustig & “fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Accidental Sex

Accidental Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958.

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MAN: First you accidentally slipped...and I caught you!
WOMAN: Then we accidentally kissed!
MAN: Then we accidentally made love!
WOMAN: And now we’re going to accidentally have a child...and accidentally get married!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione New Color: Allen Freeman
Accident Prone: John Lustig
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A Labor of Lust

A Labor of Lust

Happy Labor Day from me and my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.

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WOMAN #1: My Labor Day party will have beer, burgers, buns and wieners!
WOMAN #2: Buns and…wieners? You mean…
WOMAN #1: Yup! Male strippers from... Big Bob’s Sausage Bar!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Bouncers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Buzzzz

Buzzzz

A new tale of torrid lust from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Mike Sekowsky from the story “I Need Your Love” in New Romances #16, June 1953.

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SCENE: Woman opens her door and sees another woman and man standing on her porch.

FIRST WOMAN: If it isn’t the Terwillingers! The Life of the party!
MAN: *Moan*
SECOND WOMAN: Chad left behind the remote...for an intimate device. It seems someone has activated it..causing him discomfort.
MAN: *Moan*
SOUND EFFECT: Buzzzz
FIRST WOMAN: Oh, dear. is that what the cats...have been playing with?

1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Patriotic Passion

Patriotic Passion

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “Green Eyes” in Bride’s Secrets #7, April 1955. Published by Ajax-Farrell-Excellent Pub.

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Scene: Woman appears uncomfortable. As a smiling man embraces her, she looks back over her shoulder at something behind her.

WOMAN: I wonder when the fireworks start!

MAN: Right now, Babe! My rocket of pleasure is ready to blast off...and light up your life!

CAPTION: Alas, his plans for patriotic pleasure fizzled. Like many a man before him, he launched his missle...prematurely!

1955 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Pyrotechnic Specialist: John Lustig

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