by John | Oct 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young man and woman heading towards a big house.
MAN: My parents are gone! So now’s our chance…
WOMAN: At last! We can watch R-rated movies!
Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano
12.3.4.2
by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
by John | Sep 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
That’s some kiss!!!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.
WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!
MAN: We've got kids?
by John | Aug 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
I figure those are Cindy’s “evil stepsisters” in the background. Sure, they’re speechless — for the moment.
But not for long!
After all, they wouldn’t be truly evil if they passed up such a great opportunity to say something nasty. Anyone care to suggest some dialog for one or both of them?
If so, post your quips in the comment section below! Or on the Last Kiss Facebook site.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A well-dressed young man and woman are standing in the doorway of her home. They're smiling at each other. Behind them--looking shocked--are the woman's sisters.
WOMAN: …and at the stroke of midnight I lose my glass slipper!
WOMAN (again): You develop a foot fetish!
WOMAN (again): And we live happily ever after!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
Additional Keywords: fairy tale, fetish
by John | Aug 26, 2010 | Uncategorized
Other possible destinations: True Love; Eternal Happiness; Instant Fame; and Last Kiss’ version of Germany!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A conductor on a train is punching the ticket of a woman passenger.
CONDUCTOR: Getting off at Wild Sex?
WOMAN: Doesn’t everyone?
