by John | Dec 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
Now the average reader might respond to this comic by saying something like:
1. You idiot! You’ve misspelled “Holy.”
But you’ve figured out that this alternative spelling is a pun. And maybe it isn’t that funny to most people. But you’re the exception and think it’s hilarious.
2. “Hey, wait a minute!” protests the average reader. “If she’s having sex, how come she’s dressed? And how come she’s standing or at least sitting up?”
Fortunately, you’ve figured out that the earthquake has thrown her off the bed and her clothes (which were also airborne) landed on her.
There! Aren’t you glad you didn’t have to ask?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looks startled and appears to be shaking.
WOMAN: H-h-holey condoms! You’re
n-not a great lover! We’re just having
an earth-Q-Q-quake!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Dec 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
Apply today for the Last Kiss Sex Education-Home Learning Course and get a free lecture from my mom. Extra guilt now available!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman on leaning back on couch/sofa--looking apprehensively at a man who has his back to us.
WOMAN: No sex ‘til we’re married…
or at least pregnant!
MAN (thinking): ?!!
by John | Nov 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
Virginity: The gift that keeps on not giving.
Also funny in German!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women talking. One is holding a book.
WOMAN WITH BOOK: It says boys prefer girls who are virgins!
WOMAN WITHOUT BOOK: Then I’ll stay a virgin forever!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Nov 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Welcome to Virgin Err…the airline that makes you feel like it’s your first time. Flying Virgin is like a trip back in time. So–if you’re late–it isn’t our fault!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women talking. One is in the background and looks worried. The other is in the foreground and is patting her hair as she smiles.
WORRIED WOMAN: Golly! Should my boyfriend and I stay virgins or…?
SMILING WOMAN: Well, you can! But trust me…it’s too late for him!
by John | Nov 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, sex is only dirty and disgusting…if you’re doing it right.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside a building. They may be in an alley.
MAN: Sex outside marriage is…
disgusting!
WOMAN: So let’s go inside...where no one’ll see us!
