by John | Aug 24, 2010 | Uncategorized
When you get down to it, isn’t baseball a metaphor for darn near everything?
(Now funny in German too.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing outside--possibly in the woods or in a park.
MAN (thinking): I wonder if I can get to first base?
WOMAN (thinking): C'mon! Slide into home!
by John | Aug 22, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptPretty blonde pats her hair.
Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!
by John | Aug 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Yes, it’s the summer of free love. Feel free to enjoy it. Now, will that be check or credit card?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful young woman in a bathing suit sits by the edge of a pool at a man who's smiling/leering at her.
WOMAN: Of course my love is free! It’s the rest of
me that’s expensive!
by John | Aug 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…
↓ TranscriptScene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.
MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!
WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
