by John | Mar 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
I’m not lying. I’m just exploring an alternative reality…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman talking.
MAN: I’ve stopped sleeping with my ex-wife! And I’m almost cured of my need to always lie!
WOMAN: At last...we can get married!
by John | Mar 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
And then I’ll pretend I believe you…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looks up at man just before they kiss.
WOMAN: Just kiss me, you big phony! And this time…pretend you mean it!
by John | Feb 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
I hate it when you forget whom you’re sleeping with. It makes thank you notes so difficult!
↓ TranscriptYoung man is smiling at a young woman in a party dress. She coming down the stairs towards him.
HIM: It’s not just sex! I really love you, Mary!
HER: My name’s Marsha! But close enough!
by John | Jan 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Comics or romance? Fortunately, I’ve never had to choose…
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The Army sent me to Frozen Hope, Alaska--a place so remote that snowmen are counted as eligible voters...and snow women as eligible dates! Many a romance ends during the spring
thaw! Frustrated and frostbitten, I gave up on love and started reading comic books! But then, one day...
PANEL 1:
SCENE: Man is startled as he sees a woman.
MAN: Good grief! Areyou...a woman?
WOMAN: There's only one way to find out, mister!
PANEL 2:
SCENE First man and woman kiss as an older man looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Just then, the owner of Frozen Hope Comics showed up!
OLDER MAN: Joe, no! I've got a new X-Men waiting for you!
PANEL 3:
SCENE: Older man and older woman talk.
OLDER WOMAN: Give up, pulp pusher! he's found something better than comics!
OLDER MAN: Is that...possible?
by John | Aug 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ideally, this should be read while listening to “I Can Make You A Man” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman are smiling as they cuddle.
WOMAN: Congrats! Today you became a man!
MAN: And tomorrow I’ll be...?
WOMAN (again): Lost... without me!
