by John | Jan 20, 2026 | Blog
Queen for a day. Queen for life. But not necessarily your life.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: King (with many medals on a military style uniform) and queen-to-be with a castle in the background. Man and woman.
QUEEN: So, let me get this straight your majesty! If I marry you will I still be the queen...even if you die mysteriously on the first night of our honeymoon?
KING: Yes! but...why do you ask?
QUEEN: Just checking...for a friend!
Actors Mae Murray and Jean Hersholt in the 1923 silent movie Jazzmania
Clown Prince: John Lustig
Original b&w still from 1923’s Jazzmania.
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by John | Oct 31, 2021 | Uncategorized
Here’s a Day of the Dead (and All Saints’ Day) comic featuring the fabulous Felina Vie. Photo by the amazing Allen Freeman!
Transcript:
SCENE: Photo comic featuring model Felina Vie in Day of the Dead face paint at a cemetery. She seems lost in thought.
FELINA (thinking): Men come and men go! But this one was special! I’ll never forget…his bank account number!
Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Text: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Photo comic featuring model Felina Vie in Day of the Dead face paint at a cemetery. She seems lost in thought.
FELINA (thinking): Men come and men go! But this one was special! I’ll never forget…his bank account number!
Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Text: John Lustig
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by John | Oct 30, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Halloween!
Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Tandem X Visuals on Unsplash.
Transcript:
SCENE: A creepy guy in a ghost outfit/sheet is holding a happy-faced balloon inside a brick building.
CASPER: Hi, kids! I’m Casper! The friendliest ghost you know! I’m not scary! Or creepy…no matter what my ex-girlfriends say. Hey! Where are you going?!!
Photo: Tandem X Visuals Dialogue: John Lustig
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A creepy guy in a ghost outfit/sheet is holding a happy-faced balloon inside a brick building.
CASPER: Hi, kids! I’m Casper! The friendliest ghost you know! I’m not scary! Or creepy…no matter what my ex-girlfriends say. Hey! Where are you going?!!
Photo: Tandem X Visuals Dialogue: John Lustig
by John | Oct 28, 2021 | Uncategorized
Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash.
Transcript:
SCENE: Closeup of a dog wearing a hoodie.
DOG (thinks): My human thinks it’s cute to dress me up for Halloween. I’m so embarrassed! I’d be peeing my pants right now–if I was wearing pants! Oh, wait. I am. Whooops!
Adapted from a photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash.
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a dog wearing a hoodie.
DOG (thinks): My human thinks it’s cute to dress me up for Halloween. I’m so embarrassed! I’d be peeing my pants right now--if I was wearing pants! Oh, wait. I am. Whooops!
Adapted from a photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash.
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
by John | Oct 17, 2021 | Uncategorized
I’m always glad when I can come up with a gag featuring the fabulous Felina Vie. Photo by the allusive Allen Freeman!
Transcript:
SCENE: Felina Vie is on her stomach on a bed. She has antlers on her head. She also has very frizzy red hair that has been teased up high into her antlers.
FELINA: Come on, Lustig! This Halloween let’s be classy! No jokes about me being “horny.” No lame puns. I refuse to fawn over you. Doe us proud and…and..Oh, deer! You’re turning this into a stupid stag party joke, aren’t you?
Text ©2021 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2021 Allen Freeman
Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Writer: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Felina Vie is on her stomach on a bed. She has antlers on her head. She also has very frizzy red hair that has been teased up high into her antlers.
FELINA: Come on, Lustig! This Halloween let’s be classy! No jokes about me being “horny.” No lame puns. I refuse to fawn over you. Doe us proud and…and..Oh, deer! You’re turning this into a stupid stag party joke, aren’t you?
Text ©2021 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2021 Allen Freeman
Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Writer: John Lustig
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