Good News?

Good News?

Girls,

If you want a sweet, sweet verse,

Keep a hanky in your purse.

Never let him see or guess,

You’re a horrid snotty mess!

—Your Doctor

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

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DOCTOR: Good news! You’re pregnant…and I’m not the father!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

36.1.8.2

And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

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What can I say? I’m married to a nurse. Fart jokes. Enema humor. I’ve heard my share.

Original art from Teen Secret Diary #2.

(Click vintage comic art to enlarge.)

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NURSE: Gee! I almost made it through an entire day…without making a fart joke!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Playing Doctor

Playing Doctor

I used this art earlier this year (with a different gag) and posted the original 1960s art then. But here’s the original art again for anyone who missed it. A classic bit of medical wisdom!

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SCENE: Doctor talking to woman patient.

DOCTOR: I can't find anything wrong with you! But...it’s been fun looking!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Pay Now! Live Maybe!

Pay Now! Live Maybe!

And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…

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WOMAN: So...I’m not dying?

DOCTOR: No! But,in case I’m wrong...Pay your bill on your way out!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Be Patient–Quickly!

Be Patient–Quickly!

My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!

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SCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.

NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...

NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!