Sexual Amnesia

Sexual Amnesia

Other possible definitions for Sexual Amnesia:

—I forgot to have sex last night.

—I forgot who I had sex with today.

—I forgot how many times I had sex with her. Was that today? Is she your sister?

—I forgot. Are we having sex right now? No? How come?

See the original 1961 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Two nurses talking.

NURSE #1: He has sexual amnesia?
NURSE #2: Yes! After sex he forgets to call!

Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Wild Nurse Whoopee

Wild Nurse Whoopee

Original art by Vince Colletta from Teen Secret Diary #2, 1959.

Original art by Vince Colletta from Teen Secret Diary #2, 1959.

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SCENE: A female nurse.

NURSE: Nice try! But I checked...And your doctor didn’t prescribe wild, nurse sex!

Original art by Vince Colletta
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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How Lost is Lost?

How Lost is Lost?

Fortunately Jeff (see original art below) has a trained, unshakeable nurse (the blonde) to take care of him. Oh, yeah. She’s also his girlfriend.

Original art possibly by Dick Giordano. From Nurse Betsy Crane #13, 1961.

Original art possibly by Dick Giordano. From Nurse Betsy Crane #13, 1961.

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SCENE: Nurse #1 calmly talks to very upset Nurse #2.

NURSE #1: We all lose patients!

NURSE #2: Yeah! But this one wasn’t dead!

Art: Dick Giordano? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Good News?

Good News?

Girls,

If you want a sweet, sweet verse,

Keep a hanky in your purse.

Never let him see or guess,

You’re a horrid snotty mess!

—Your Doctor

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

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DOCTOR: Good news! You’re pregnant…and I’m not the father!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

Click image to enlarge.

What can I say? I’m married to a nurse. Fart jokes. Enema humor. I’ve heard my share.

Original art from Teen Secret Diary #2.

(Click vintage comic art to enlarge.)

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NURSE: Gee! I almost made it through an entire day…without making a fart joke!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira