by John | May 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
I could save a bundle tipping this way!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman stands in the doorway of a hotel room, looking in with displeasure as man inside kisses someone (could be a woman or a man) who is apparently a hotel employee.
WOMAN (thinks): Oh, honey! can’t you just tip for room service like everyone else?
MAN: (thinks): Hmm! Four-star service indeed!
by John | Mar 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
And then I’ll pretend I believe you…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looks up at man just before they kiss.
WOMAN: Just kiss me, you big phony! And this time…pretend you mean it!
by John | Dec 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
You can never have enough mistletoe…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman fantasizes about kissing a man (we see her envisioning the kiss in a thought balloon over her head.)
WOMAN: Really? I’m under the mistletoe? I had no idea!
by John | Sep 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
And when two lovers woo
Their tongues swap spit it’s true!
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
Woman (thinking): Golly! He uses more tongue than my dog!
by John | Aug 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
So, if he wants a second kiss, the first one better be great!
↓ TranscriptPANEL 1:
MAN: You try to resist, But you’re curious! Will I always be a jerk...
PANEL 2:
MAN: Or will your love transform me...into Prince Charming?
WOMAN: I’ll risk a kiss! maybe you’ll turn into a frog...and hop away!
