You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

And when two lovers woo
Their tongues swap spit it’s true!
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

–With apologies to Herman Hupfeld (and Dooley Wilson)

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

Woman (thinking): Golly! He uses more tongue than my dog!