by John | Jul 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 5, 2011 | Uncategorized
Full body inventory and audit now in process…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man kissing.
WOMAN (thinking) Hmmm! He’s
got a million dollar kiss! I wonder what the rest of him is worth?
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Mar 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.
But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.
Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.
WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?
MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
