Wedding Wow
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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
Come Closer! No…Closer!
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WOMAN: Sure! I’ll tell you if you’re too close…if my tongue’s not too busy inside your mouth!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Inks by Dick Giordano
Romance! Sex! And…
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Million Dollar Kiss
Full body inventory and audit now in process…
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SCENE: Woman and man kissing.
WOMAN (thinking) Hmmm! He’s
got a million dollar kiss! I wonder what the rest of him is worth?
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
WOMAN (thinking) Hmmm! He’s
got a million dollar kiss! I wonder what the rest of him is worth?
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
Job Interview—Passed!
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
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SCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
