by John | May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Our week-long Mother’s Day celebration continues because–hey, why not? And, yes, my mother’s a superior being. Hope yours is too!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I believe there’s order in the universe...and our lives are ruled by a superior being!
WOMAN: So, you know about…Mom!
by John | May 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
We’re celebrating Mother’s Day early this week. In fact, we’re celebrating mothers all week here on Last Kiss–in all our own twisted way!
↓ TranscriptMAN (talking to crying woman): Face it! You’ll never be as good as your mom…at making people feel guilty!
WOMAN: I can try!
by John | Mar 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
Why I’m celebrating St. Patrick’s Day this year–with extra gusto:
Twenty-five years ago on St. Patrick’s Day, my wife went insane. Instead of screaming and running out of the church, she married me. So St. Pat’s Day is always a major event in our home. This year we’re celebrating a quarter century of Shelagh having a lapse in judgment and somehow being happily married to me. So far, so good
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Breakfast Cereal Theater presents: Leprechaun Love -- a tale of sugar-coated romance!
WOMAN (EMBRACING MAN): You’re always after me lucky charms!
MAN (EMBRACING WOMAN): they’re magically delicious!