No More Dazzle

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From "Wallflower Sweetheart" in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Steve, please remember: It’s not your fault that I don’t love you anymore. Or even that I can’t stand you.

—Or that your voice irritates me.

—Or that I believe your parents are evil, disgusting, filthy monsters who need to be deported…back to Hell.

—Or that I hate all your friends—except maybe Willy. He’s kinda cute. (Do you have his number?)

—Or that…hmm. On second thought, it’s definitely your fault.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

You’re in My Top 10

You’re in My Top 10

Congratulations! You’re now one of my top 10 favorite boyfriends…

Meanwhile, back in 1953…
See the original 1953 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman he's obviously interested in romantically.

MAN: I don’t want to date anyone else!

WOMAN: Me either! Just you…and Sam! And Al! And maybe John! And...

Art: Al Hartley? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Most Men Don’t Spend Money Wisely

Most Men Don’t Spend Money Wisely

Below is the original 1960s romance art—with the original, outrageous dialog!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Glamorous, beautiful woman smiling as she talks to a startled man.

WOMAN: Most men don’t know how to spend money wisely! The rest buy me
dinner!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.

WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

I Hate to Interrupt, But…

I Hate to Interrupt, But…

And here’s the original First Kiss romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment…

Click image to enlarge.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: In foreground, man and woman are kissing. In the background, a man watches them.

MAN IN BACKGROUND: I mean it! Five more minutes…and I’m cancelling our date!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio