by John | Jul 12, 2011 | Uncategorized
The good news is that the mind-blowing San Diego comic con is next week. And the bad news? Well…(Good, Lord!)…didn’t you hear me? It’s freakin’ next week!
If someone has a time machine handy, I’d like to rent it and get a few extra days to prepare. (I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…sometime in the future. Or possibly a Tuesday in the past.)
This year, I’ll be rolling out some new products — including the fantastic Dark Horse/Last Kiss coffee mugs and sticky notebooks. Stuff so cool that — thanks to that time machine — I’m literally beside myself with joy.
↓ TranscriptYoung man embraces young woman and smiles at his mom.
MAN: Good news, Mom! “That slut” stopped dating dad! She’s marrying me instead!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jun 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Happy Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding a bald baby.
WOMAN: Sure, you’re the father! Look! Same hairline!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Honey, you’re going to be a dad!
MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?
by John | Apr 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don’t follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy
–Cole Porter, from “My Heart Belongs to Daddy”
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman look out at a beautiful lake. There are mountains in the distance.
MAN: Someday I'll inherit Dad's Fortune! Marry me and all this will be yours!
WOMAN: Gosh! Couldn't I just marry your dad and have it now?
by John | Jun 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
This guy isn’t the brightest of paternal role models, but I’m giving him another shot on Friday when he stars in another comic in honor of the best holiday of the year: Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptMAN (alarmed by sight of a young man and woman kissing): Stop! One of you might get pregnant!
