The Mystery of Babies

The Mystery of Babies

I’m giving myself an early Father’s Day present. I’m taking the week off to recharge my batteries and work on some other projects.

So, today and the rest of the week, I’ll be running father-themed gags from my archive. I hope you enjoy them!

 

Original art from First Kiss #13, 1960. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to a her pipe-smoking father.

DAUGHTER: Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?

FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©Last Kiss Inc. 2013

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So Proud of You

So Proud of You

Original Art below:

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SCENE: Young woman dressed in a college commencement cap and gown is congratulated by an older man who may be her dad.

MAN: We’re so proud!

So proud!
So proud!

WOMAN: I'm sure I'll get tired of this...in a few hours!

Artist: Unknown Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

Below is the original 1965 romance comic art. Football, hockey, skiing—they’re okay. But sisters stealing each others boyfriends? Now that’s a sport!

Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Two women talking.

FIRST WOMAN: The paternity tests are back!

SECOND WOMAN: So, who’s the lucky dad? The ski team? or the Hockey team?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Good News About Dad…and That Slut!

Good News About Dad…and That Slut!

The good news is that the mind-blowing San Diego comic con is next week. And the bad news? Well…(Good, Lord!)…didn’t you hear me? It’s freakin’ next week!

If someone has a time machine handy, I’d like to rent it and get a few extra days to prepare. (I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…sometime in the future. Or possibly a Tuesday in the past.)

This year, I’ll be rolling out some new products — including the fantastic Dark Horse/Last Kiss coffee mugs and sticky notebooks. Stuff so cool that — thanks to that time machine — I’m literally beside myself with joy.

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Young man embraces young woman and smiles at his mom.

MAN: Good news, Mom! “That slut” stopped dating dad! She’s marrying me instead!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

The Hair Apparent

The Hair Apparent

Happy Father’s Day!

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SCENE: Woman holding a bald baby.

WOMAN: Sure, you’re the father! Look! Same hairline!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio