Super Villain Sex

Super Villain Sex

 

Artist unknown. From the Miss Masque story “Death Stalks at Night” in AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #27, Aug. 1948. Click link to read the entire story for free on comicbookplus.com

Transcript:

SCENE: Masked superhero woman in a red domino mask.

SUPERHERO: Super villains are scum! I punch ’em! Kick ’em! And lock ’em up! But do they ever call for a second date? Almost never!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Masked superhero woman in a red domino mask.

SUPERHERO: Super villains are scum! I punch ’em! Kick ’em! And lock ’em up! But do they ever call for a second date? Almost never!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Damp Dormammu

Damp Dormammu

For those of you who aren’t Marvel comics fans, Dormammu is a supremely evil Dr. Strange villain. (He’s apparently even nastier when he has a damp diaper.)

By the way, although I won’t be at the San Diego Comic-Con this year,  some of my best merchandise will be there. For instance, this Dormammu comic is one of many Last Kiss  fridge magnets that’ll be making their debut at Justin Chung’s World Famous Comics booth (#5560.)

And an ultra rare, alternative gag version of this gag—I only made six!—will be at the Prism Comics book (#2144) along with a bunch of other Last Kiss magnets and goodies. Get ’em while you can!

Art by Edmond Good from the story “Vortex of Death” in DAGAR DESERT HAWK #15, 1948.

Is it just me or should this guy be thinking about something other than riding an airplane?

Transcript:
SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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A Novel Wedding

A Novel Wedding

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Dear Jilted” in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.

BRIDE (thinking): This’ll make a great scene in my book!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.

BRIDE (thinking): This’ll make a great scene in my book!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sex or Comics?

Sex or Comics?

While I’ve used this gag before (with very different art), I couldn’t resist reviving it now since I’ll be at Comic-Con International in San Diego all week.

(You can find me and oodles of Last Kiss art at Prism Comics—Booth #2144. (See my scheduled hours.) Plus additional Last Kiss goodies are for sale at World Famous Comics—Booth #5560.)

No honeymoon for me, however. But I do expect to read a few comics this week—possibly in bed!

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. ( Inks possibly by Jon D'Agostino.) From the story "The End of the Honeymoon" in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. ( Inks possibly by Jon D’Agostino.) From the story “The End of the Honeymoon” in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Transcript:

SCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.

GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed…reading comics!

BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.

GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed...reading comics!

BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Write You Are

Write You Are

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Mama's Little Girl" in JUST MARRIED #10, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Mama’s Little Girl” in JUST MARRIED #10, 1959.

Transcript:

Woman writing: Today I…created a universe! Crushed evil! & Conjured greatness!
So…another typical Day of Writing!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Woman writing: Today I...created a universe! Crushed evil! & Conjured greatness!
So...another typical Day of Writing!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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