Come back tomorrow for Part 2 of this mini-series by Jenny Blake & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Curious to see more of the original art? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
Come back tomorrow for Part 2 of this mini-series by Jenny Blake & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Curious to see more of the original art? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
“He saved me, but now the long one drags him down! The serpent shall feel my blade!”
Translated from Tarzanese:
“I will perform John Holmes’ bris!”
“I will do some really bats#!t crazy stuff for a Klondike bar.”
“Hey fella! I was gonna eat that pussy! I mean cat!”
“Will he did pay extra for rough sex…”
“Ah O unfortunate Samaritan! Cast aside your woes! Stand firm fellow! We fall like stars for lover’s wishing, but we will rise like fine doves, all a-coo and pooping on windshields! I say stand firm fellow! Stand firm!”
“I’ll swing out of this net trap, wrestle the snake, then cut off its head. And somehow my hair will still be perfect!”
“I wish I had known before I joined PETA, that it stood for People Erotically Touching Animals…”
“You would really think that bringing a tiger to a snake fight would be a good thing. But no, not really.”
“… All those years breaking into zoos and doing time for trying to import illegal wildlife, when I could have just joined PETA!”
I never knew “my blade” was a euphemism!
“I’m bored with plain hentai. Time to go extreme!”