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CAPTION: The secret origin of...Dead Damsel!

CAPTION (2): The super heroine who never says die...

CAPTION (3): Or anything else anymore!

DEAD DAMSEL: Golly! I’ve been bitten by a radioactive snake!

DEAD DAMSEL (again): I wonder what amazing super powers
I’ll develop!

DEAD DAMSEL (again): The amazing ability to stop breathing...and turn blue, you nitwit!