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01.6.5.3
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Why the impetous boy may not be so nice…
…This is a funeral home. And it’s the blonde’s funeral.
…The old lady doesn’t know the difference between the words “impetuous” and “incestuous”.
…He’s the surgeon who removed her tonsils. And he told her they have to do this every day or the tonsils will grow back.
…When he asked for a volunteer from the audience, the blonde just thought he was a stage magician or something.
…A hundred people wouldn’t have been able to watch if he took her out onto the Moonlight Terrace.
…Guess who’s making a prank Tik Tok to embarass her before millions of viewers???
This guy!!!
…He’s like the reverse John Holmes.
Let that sink in. Because it’s the only way it’s gonna get in.
…Parole violation. It’s what’s for breakfast.
…That’s his wife’s sister. And this is the sister’s junior high prom.
There are some great gags here, but my two favorite are:
“He’s the surgeon who removed her tonsils. And he told her they have to do this every day or the tonsils will grow back.”
And that John Holmes gag is so…No, wait, should I admit I even know who John Homes was? Uh, of course I don’t know. But if I did, it’d be hilarious!!!
“Please, oh please stop”? Methinks thou doth protest too much!
I think the original art is a rerun. They never get old (because they already are).
I’ve definitely used that art before. I’m overjoyed, however, to know it hasn’t gotten old–and never will.
I, though, have gotten old. And hope to grow older! 🙂
If you don’t like getting old, consider the alternative.