Last Kiss Honeymoon Disaster Insurance now available!

If all of your unrealistic dreams don’t come true (Finally an orgasm!), we’ll send you a replacement spouse and as many Mai Tais (paper umbrellas extra) as you can drink before passing out.

Be safe! Send a bucket of money (No pennies!) to

Last Kiss Department of Broken Dreams

P.O. Box 0000 1/2

Big Scam, OK 66666

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MAN: Wow! This is a first! None of my other wives wanted a divorce...until after our honeymoon!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio