Years ago, my wife and I went to break the big news to her parents: They were going to become grandparents for the first time.

To my astonishment, my overjoyed mother-in-law ignored my wife. Instead she hugged me and gushed, “Oh thank you, John!”

My response?

“Hey! My pleasure!”

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MAN: Having kids will be easy! We'll split all the work!

WOMAN: Great! You give birth first! I'll go second!

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