This gag is courtesy of me and my mischievous pal Mike Pascale!
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SCENE: Two young women standing by a Christmas wreath that's mounted on a pole.
WOMAN #1: The tariffs really crimped my holiday gift budget!
WOMAN #2: Mine too! All I could give my Johnny was half a lump of coal...and great sex!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
www.LastKiss.US Coal Delivery: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Surprise Party" in First Kiss #40, 1965. alias copy
40.1.2.3.Clear
WOMAN #1: The tariffs really crimped my holiday gift budget!
WOMAN #2: Mine too! All I could give my Johnny was half a lump of coal...and great sex!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
www.LastKiss.US Coal Delivery: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Surprise Party" in First Kiss #40, 1965. alias copy
40.1.2.3.Clear
“Oh, how sweet! He knows my name!”
Half a lump of coal is a lump of coal. Great sex is just sex.
Orgasms… Hmm… The worst one I’ve ever had was terrific.
There’s more than one way to stay warm!