Has anyone ever flunked sex education? How embarrassing would that be? Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Lustig, but Johnny can’t graduate because he doesn’t know the difference between %^&@ and #&@*! And he can’t even find his own *#@%!

The only thing I remember clearly from class is that I once asked the teacher a question so embarrassing that he refused to answer me. Or was it a woman teacher? Oh, crud. I need a refresher course! Hey, Shelagh…

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman talking.

WOMAN: You flunked sex?

MAN: Just foreplay!