Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Matt Baker in the story “Dungaree Doll” from First Love #89. Nov. 1962. (Probably a reprint from an earlier Harvey Comic.) The story begins on Page 12.
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“Wait, Casey!
…You forgot how gross your pit stains are! And how those overalls make your ass look big! Because they do!”
…Is your brother single?”
…Old tires are very glamorous! I demand you apologize to all old tires everywhere for daring to compare them to yourself!”
…I was just about to say that you’re like an old tire because you’re both flat! I don’t appreciate you stepping on my lines like that!”
…You’re nothing like an old tire! An old tire has a chance of being pumped! There’s no way any kind of hose is going to get near you!”
…You’re doing this out of order! You’re supposed to have sex with me first THEN run away filled with self loathing and despair!”
…You have toilet paper hanging out of the back of your jeans!”
…Open your eyes! You’re about to run off a cliff-oh well. Never mind.”
…I don’t care about what’s in your heart or what’s under your nails! It’s what’s in your bra and under your pants that I’m concerned about!”
I’m not worried about falling off a cliff: gravity’s just a theory!!
Some great stuff here, Jams. I particularly like this one:
“You’re doing this out of order! You’re supposed to have sex with me first THEN run away filled with self loathing and despair!”
I can see that being a standalone Last Kiss gag for sure. (Although I probably won’t use it too soon since you just posted it.)
I don’t think she’s that flat, though!
I meant she was flat footed John. That’s why I made an allusion to stepping on someone’s lines.
Why? What did you think I meant?
You filthy, filthy man.
Honest, it was just a slight collision with marriage. Just glancingly married in Vegas for a weekend. Barely even consummated. I’ve never lied to you and what’s more I’ll never lie to you again.
Nicely done, Dave!
I’m only lie-tly married!!
Rex, I like your “lie-tly” gag so much that I quoted you in a response I made on my GoComics page. Thanks!
*ahem*
Thanks come in the form of dollars, vodka, or chocolate!
Adding a wink so you know I”m kidding:
😉
What about nylons? It’d be something new for your Only Fans channel. Just sayin’.
Jams, like I told you on OnlyFans: those are only for special occasions!