Just to be clear, I love Stan Lee. And, Stan, if you want to come to my booth and wear a thong…uh, I’ll get back to you about that.

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WOMAN: You pig! If I was Stan Lee you wouldn't ask me to wear a leather thong!

MAN (comic book executive): Actually, Stan offered, but we turned him down!

CAPTION (voice over by bride): “But I had the last laugh! At the con, I met a millionaire...and we fell in love!”

GROOM (thinks as he kisses bride): I hope she’s pristine mint!

CAPTION: To be continued