Here’s the start of a three-parter about working in the comics business. All names have been changed or omitted to protected the fictitious.

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CAPTION (voice over by woman--main character): “Working at Marvey Comics was fun at first! The artists gave me free tattoos and the writers were an escaped loony sort of way!”

MAN (comic book writer): If I were younger, handsome and had muscles...I’d be just like my character...Captain Macho!

CAPTION (voice over by woman--main character): "But then I was ordered to appear at the company's booth at a comic convention dressed up as...”

MAN (comic book company executive): ...anti-gravity girl! The scintillating siren of silicone!

CAPTION: To be continued