This one’s for my wife Shelagh whose two favorite things (besides me) are baseball and Dancing with the Stars.

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SCENE: A baseball game. The pitcher is talking to the batter.

CAPTION: Welcome to the hit, new TV show: Playing Baseball with the Stars!

CATCHER: Seriously, Dude! Strike three! You’re out!

BATTER: Maybe! But...let’s see
how the fans vote!

CAPTION: Vote now! Umpires standing by to take your call!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia