The Downside of Being a Disney Princess

The Downside of Being a Disney Princess

More fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in First Kiss #39, 1964. Charlton Comics.

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SCENE: Smiling man and woman in a forest as it rains.

WOMAN: Oh, Chad, when forest birds eat out of my hand...I feel just like a Disney princess.


WOMAN: Except Disney birds don’t poop on my hand.



WOMAN: Dirty...disgusting...filthy...lice-ridden boids.

1964 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Excuses! Excuses!

Excuses! Excuses!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by George Harmon Coxe from the cover of Gangsters and Gunmolls #3, March 1952. Avon Periodicals. (Art reprinted from Avon Paperback #143, entitled “Flash Casey.”)

 

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SCENE: A woman pointing a handgun towards a man.

MAN: Wait! I didn’t sleep with her! And, if I did, it was just once! And I probably didn’t get her pregnant...this time!

1952 Published Art: George Harmon Coxe
Innocent ‘Til Caught: John Lustig
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Buried in Beauty

Buried in Beauty

More fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Nicholas? Inks by Vince Colletta. From the story “The Terrible Stranger!” in Brides in Love #10, Nov. 1958. Charlton. The story begins on Page 14.

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RED-HEADED WOMAN: The garden is looking quite beautiful this summer. It was my husband’s favorite spot on the estate. it’s a shame our separation became so ugly. But though he’s gone...deep down...he’ll always be part of this.

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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April Fools’ Lust

April Fools’ Lust

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, Dec. 1952. Standard Comics.

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SCENE: Man and woman in a car talking.

MAN: As an April Fools' joke, let’s have sex!

WOMAN: How’d that be funny?

MAN: Seeing me naked always makes women laugh!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sick of Chicks?

Sick of Chicks?

Happy Easter from me and my frequent partner in Last Kiss hilarity Mike Pascale. Today’s Last Kiss is a composite image put together by Mike Pascale from two different comic books. So we have two sets of vintage art this time. See below.

Original Vintage Art & Text

#1

Art and script by Jack Keller from Teenage Hotrodders #13, July 1965. Charlton Comics.

#2

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in First Kiss #39, 1964.

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SCENE: A sick man in a leather jacket and jeans is sitting on the ground--holding an empty Easter basket. Remnants of Peeps candy are on his mouth. A disapproving woman looks on from the foreground.

MAN (moaning): URRRP!

WOMAN: Feeling sick? Serves you right for eating all your marshmallow chicks!

MAN: <Groan> Not just my chicks!

WOMAN: <gasp> You ate mine too?!!

CAPTION: Afraid to answer...he didn’t make a peep!

1960s Art: Jack Keller & Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Added Color & New Layout: Mike Pascale
Sugared-Out Writers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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