Third Time’s the Charm

Third Time’s the Charm

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Vince Colletta. From the cover of Just Married #24, 1962. (No link this time. The rest of the comic isn’t online.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride and groom in a church getting married.

BRIDE (thinking): On our first date, I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings! so I kissed him! On our second date, he was sorta sad! So I slept with him! I hope our third date goes better!

1962 Inks: Vince Colletta
2022 Flower Girl: John Lustig

Just Married #24-Cover

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SCENE: Bride and groom in a church getting married.

BRIDE (thinking): On our first date, I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings! so I kissed him! On our second date, he was sorta sad! So I slept with him! I hope our third date goes better!

1962 Inks: Vince Colletta
2022 Flower Girl: John Lustig

Just Married #24-Cover

Introducing the Sensational Abby Amour

Introducing the Sensational Abby Amour

I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited to post a new Last Kiss comic. I’ve been looking forward to this day since early April when Tony Isabella bowled me over with an audacious idea.

Tony suggested doing an ongoing storyline featuring the love-struck Abby Amour. To make it even better, all the art is from a public domain romance story by the great Frank Frazetta.

Every Friday we’ll be posting new Abby Amour episodes. For how long? I’m not sure. But right now we have enough done for almost two more months. And Tony is still writing more—winging it until he comes up with the perfect conclusion to the storyline.

I’m looking forward to each new Friday. I hope you are too!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Uniformed Joe Cupid (as Love Cop) talks to Lt. Abby Amour.

CAPTION: From the casebook of Joe Cupid

LOGO: LOVE COP

JOE: Dump him, Abby. Only a jerk doesn’t love a woman in a uniform!

ABBY: I could love a man in a uniform, Joe!

ABBY: A man like you!

JOE: You’re pretty easy on the eyes, dollface…

JOE: …but these streets are my girlfriend!

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Uniformed Joe Cupid (as Love Cop) talks to Lt. Abby Amour.

CAPTION: From the casebook of Joe Cupid

LOGO: LOVE COP

JOE: Dump him, Abby. Only a jerk doesn’t love a woman in a uniform!

ABBY: I could love a man in a uniform, Joe!

ABBY: A man like you!

JOE: You’re pretty easy on the eyes, dollface...

JOE: ...but these streets are my girlfriend!

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Saddle Sore

Saddle Sore

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils possibly by King Ward from “Sheriff Sal’s Last Stand” in Western Love Trails #7, Nov. 1949. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Cowgirl with one hand to her forehead. She’s lost in thought and has her eyes closed.

COWGIRL (thinks): One a’ these days he’s gonna kiss me…instead of his @#$% horse!

1949 Pencils: King Ward? Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Cowpuncher & Woman Kisser: John Lustig

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SCENE: Cowgirl with one hand to her forehead. She's lost in thought and has her eyes closed.

COWGIRL (thinks): One a’ these days he’s gonna kiss me...instead of his @#$% horse!

1949 Pencils: King Ward? Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Cowpuncher & Woman Kisser: John Lustig

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The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum

The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A 1900s photo of a group of girls.

CAPTION: The LePew Sisters were the pungent poet laureates of The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum!

LePEW SISTER #1 (singing): Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more we eat…

LePEW SISTER #2 (singing): the more we toot!

THIRD GIRL (thinks): If that’s poetry…it stinks!

1911 Photo: Lewis W. Hine. 2022 Sass & Gas: John Lustig

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SCENE: A 1900s photo of a group of girls.

CAPTION: The LePew Sisters were the pungent poet laureates of The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum!

LePEW SISTER #1 (singing): Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more we eat...

LePEW SISTER #2 (singing): the more we toot!

THIRD GIRL (thinks): If that’s poetry...it stinks!

1911 Photo: Lewis W. Hine. 2022 Sass & Gas: John Lustig

America

Orgasm? Heads or Tails?

Orgasm? Heads or Tails?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” in Diary Loves #7, 1950. Quality Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

MAN: Heads we make love! Tails we have sex!

1960 Art: Harry Anderson & Bill Ward Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Spare Change: John Lustig
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Diary Loves #7

 

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MAN: Heads we make love! Tails we have sex!

1960 Art: Harry Anderson & Bill Ward Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Spare Change: John Lustig
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Diary Loves #7