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MAN: Clumsy cow! We can’t win the Elite Swells Dance Competition if you can’t follow my lead!
WOMAN (THOUGHT): He thinks he’s Fred Astaire.
WOMAN (THOUGHT): More like Fred Flintstone.
WOMAN (THOUGHT): And he’s about to be kicked in his yabba-dabba-doos.
MAN: Clumsy cow! We can’t win the Elite Swells Dance Competition if you can’t follow my lead!
WOMAN (THOUGHT): He thinks he’s Fred Astaire.
WOMAN (THOUGHT): More like Fred Flintstone.
WOMAN (THOUGHT): And he’s about to be kicked in his yabba-dabba-doos.
Help! Assault!! Rape!!!! Masher!!!!
Bad touch!!!
So I know the comic says he turned around and grabbed her, which is why they were in that awkward position. But I think they were really in that pose because…
…It’s a lead up to the trendy new sex position Hot Teepee.
…she slipped on a big drop of his pomade, and he’s just catching her.
…He’s measuring to make sure she’s an appropriate tonnage for this roadway.
…She heard he’s a load bearing idiot, and she’s quite the load.
…She heard he isn’t into straight relationships, so she’s going out on an angle.
…His breath just finally got to her. It’s like he gargles with despair and Flaming Hot Cheetos.
…If you can’t fall in love, at least lean hard into lust.
Tom Bodett is somewhere, keeping some light on for ya.