Madame Colet: Marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together.

Madame Colet (continues): But with you, Francois–I think it would be a mistake.

From my favorite movie–Ernst Lubitch’s Trouble in Paradise. Screenplay by Samson Raphaelson.

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SCENE: A woman kisses a man on his cheek. He arches a brow and looks at her with bemusement.

WOMAN: I know! Let’s pretend we’re happily married!

MAN: To each other?

Art by Dick Giordano