Many thanks to my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez for the gag!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.

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↓ Transcript
Scene: A man and a sad-looking woman are embracing.

MAN: Let’s just forget about what happened last night!

WOMAN: Which part? The clown, the trapeze, or...the box of one-size-doesn’t-fit-all condoms?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: Rich Hernandez & John Lustig